Email marketing
that's actually honest

No fake urgency. No vanity metrics. No hype. Just straightforward emails that tell customers what you're offering — and real revenue data from your POS to prove it worked.

Pay per campaign. No subscription. No commitment.

Traditional marketing emails are gross

You know the ones. All caps, fake urgency, manipulation tactics. Your customers are tired of it. So are we.

The typical approach
LAST CHANCE!!! Don't miss this INCREDIBLE deal!!! Everyone is RUSHING to get 30% off — but only for the next 2 HOURS!!! You'll REGRET missing this!!!
The Cherub approach
Hey — we're running 30% off drinks this weekend. Just mention code WEEKEND30 at the register. Valid through Sunday.

See you soon.

Simple as writing a note

Describe what you're offering. We write the email. You see real revenue.

1

Describe Your Offer

Tell us what you're promoting in plain English. "20% off lattes this week" is all we need.

2

We Write It Honestly

We generate direct, no-hype copy for you. Review it, tweak if you want, and pay to send.

3

See Real Results

We connect to your Square POS. You see actual revenue from promo code redemptions.

Built for honesty, not hype

Real Revenue Attribution

We connect to your Square POS to track actual promo code redemptions. You see dollars, not dubious open rates.

No Vanity Metrics

We don't show open rates — they're unreliable garbage. We show clicks and revenue because those actually happened.

Copy That Doesn't Hype

Our system writes direct, honest copy. No fake urgency, no FOMO manipulation, no ALL CAPS nonsense.

Pay Per Campaign

No monthly subscription. No long-term commitment. Pay only when you send. About $10-15 per campaign for most small lists.

Pay for what you send

No monthly fees. No contracts. Just straightforward per-campaign pricing.

Simple Pricing
Pay Per Campaign
Only pay when you actually send
Email delivery $0.008 / email
Copy generation $2.00 flat
Example: 500 subscribers
500 × $0.008 + $2.00 = $6.00 total
Square POS integration included
Real revenue tracking
Honest copy, written for you
Automatic promo code creation
No subscriber limits
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